*shaves legs seductively*
out of all the things on the earth today a card with the number eight on it landed next to my dask on the floor
I’M OUT OF THE HOUSE
GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED
I’M NOT EVEN HOME OH MY GOD
I’M DONE WITH THIS LIFE NOW ONE OF THE FRIENDS CAME AND HE HAS A T SHIRT WITH EIGHT WTF
It’s 1am and I have no desire to sleep or stay awake.